Woo~~ Today,I watched it for the THIRD time. So ya… not really the best,even the first time I watched it. Pretty standard magical prodigy plot hax ending.
Starts off with a guy who knows nothing of this world. For some reason he is the kid who will inherit Merlin’s power,for some screwed up reason.. seriously nobody knows why he does,but he gets the damn power anyway. So he meets one of Merlin’s Apprentice,Balthazar, in a store when he was 10,gets into trouble,releases the bad guy,Horvath. (Standard shit) Boom.. fight pops out of some donkey’s ass. Shit happens,Balthazar and Horvath get sucked into a vase that traps people for 10 years. -skip ten years ahead-
Kid,Dave, grows up. Apparently some physics genius or something.. Has his own underground lab,does shit with tesla coils.. Balthazar and Horvath come out of their vase. Horvath first..no clue why.. So..ya. He tosses the vase out the window,trying to kill Balthazar. Obviously failing if not the show would be like.. 10 minutes long. Horvath finds Dave,Balthazar saves Dave. Shit happens,Balthazar starts training Dave to be a Sorcerer.. hahaha,funny stuff happens during training. Dave meets girl of his dreams,classmate from 10 years ago. Blah blah blah -Skipping to the end-
Horvath unleashes awesome witch that can put an end to the world as we know it. Apparently she is trapped in the body of Balthazar’s girl.She casts a spell,Balthazar tries to stop her,gets his ass handed to him by Horvath.Who now has the power of 3 sorcerers. When the spell was completed,Dave’s girl does some shit to screw it up,before it could take affect. While Dave whoops Horvath’s ass using a tesla coil that he strapped to Balthazar’s car. Zap zap zap.. Balthazar sucks the witch out using the same spell his girl used long ago. Unfortunately he couldn’t do it right,witch gets out of his body. Throws fire blast at them,Dave being the magical genius that he is. Even without the damn ring that allows him to use magic,blocks the fire. As legend says,he can use magic without the ring,so I can’t really say anything about that. But for some stupid reason,it couldn’t happen earlier.. Why? because PLOT HAX~~
Back to the story! He blocks the fire blast,everyone goes goo-goo eyed and stares at him,like they didn’t see it coming. Witchy woman whoops both Balthazar and his girl,leaving Dave to fend of the crazy thousand++ year old wrench. He pretends to shoot plasma bolts at her,actually aiming some electrical control shack. Whatever you call that thing. Basically,he charges the thing up. Moves cables to lights in the area and turns the whole place into his tesla coil lab. Zap zap zap,another one owned by Physics. Then he shoots the same plasma bolt,just that for some reason he could shoot them about a million times.. He did the same kind of charging..and a million bolts came out. -_-..
-Plot hole-
Now! What I don’t get is,why didn’t he get zapped as well? I mean,for Horvath it was obvious.. he had so many damn metal objects on his damn staff.. Unfortunately,there was a freaking metal fence right next to them. Obviously tesla coils aren’t made to be aimed… Seriously,plot hax mania. Then,I don’t get why when the whole place is his tesla coil lab.. He is standing right next to the damn witch lady and he doesn’t get zapped. God damn it. And after everything he starts shooting plasma bolts like a machine gun,raping her 9000 times over with plasma bolts that she dodged so easily about 8 seconds before.
-rating- 3/10
Not the best movie in the world. Okay.. basically it’s a ghost rider version of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,yes the mickey mouse one..
Good luck if you’re gonna watch it,but ya.. loads of plot holes,plot hax to no end.. Seriously.. 1 week,then we’re whooping the big boss. You can’t even do that in Pokemon. Personally I went today just to accompany my mates,watching it with your mates it’s pretty fun. So I pumped it up by 1 for that. Congrats.
-Lex
3 times I watched this!!
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